Shmalloween Hijinks
Continuing where Boss for President left off, and the last comic with Jimmy Zenshins in his normal form.
Characters: Fog Frog, Jimmy Zenshins, Apiap Tacozen
Places: The Ice Craters Jimmy's house,
Date: November 13, 2021
Running Time: 7:19
Transcript[edit]
(the Fog frog snaps the S'more IDCPT in half, turning the K10VEs into s'mores)
Fog Frog: K10VES. I'm the IDCPT god, the fog frog, You guys need permits to have IDCPTS.
Jimmy: Aw, What?
Used to be called The Fog Frog (and Romance)
Now it's IDCPTs, We don't need no stinkin' IDCPTS
But that is NOT TRUE!
Because it's Shmalloween Hijinks!
[3-5 Days Later]
Announcer: and the boss wins in a landslide!
(a landslide crushes a Fluf with a tie)
The Boss: Ha ha ha!
Apiap: Jimmy, I don't think Jimmy will want you eating chocolate on the couch... Oh.. What's Wrong?
Jimmy: I can't teleport! The IDCPTs are gone!
Apiap: Oh yeah, figured you'd get over that in like... Four days
Lugace: Alright, GIIIIIRLS, let's howdy 'em up and hunker 'em down
Katie and Jeff: Auughhghgghhhh
Lugace: What's wrong, gals?
Katie: Oh, nothing, just that the COFFEE fairy can't recharge on COFFEE from the COFFEE IDCPT, y'know, because IDCPTs are gone.
Lugace: Oh, Yeah
Bioduck: Ocat?
Gordon: Yeah! Let's do that rap! I am bush you are tree we are gettin' along like famil- I'm bush
Bioduck: Ocat
Gordon: Tree
Bioduck: Ocat
Gordon: Gettin' along
Bioduck: Ocat Ocat
Gordon: like family
Gordon: Wuh wuh word out
Inkblot: Hmmm
Large Voidian: Eh- I dunno man, wasn't really that great
Gordon: Yo, whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
(triumphant sound)
Magic Book: There it is!
Mister Potato: finally!
(Blobman sits on the couch)
Gordon: Woah, you guys found the spring couch!
Blobman: Specs yeah!
Zombie Shrimpy: Oh man Paula, I'm going to enjoy this picnic
Paula: Me too!
(Paula puts a picnic blanket on the icy ground)
Zombie Shrimpy: My my, this cucumber is quite large
[Remarked zombie shrimpy]
Paula: The same can be implied about this haircomb
[replied a mutated bioduck clone]
Paula: Wait, why is there narration
[Questioned an enthused Paula]
[Oh frackles, kids, It's narration nation! Where we go to picnics and N̸̸̞̻̠̘̝͒͛͘͜͝Ä̴̸̻̦͉̝̻́̒͐͒̽̔͜R̴̵͍̟͉͇̼̓͆͌̈́̐͠R̴̴̢͍͇̞͓͋̓͑̈́͜A̴̵͙͓̠̝̫͘͘̚̕͜͠͝T̴̵̡̢͕͙̝̙̽͑͋͒͛͝E̴̸̢̝͍̼͋͊͑͆̀̕ T̸̵͕͚͕̫̼͛́̾̿͝͝H̵̴̙͚͚͖̫̻̔̈́͛͒̚È̴̸̞̼̪͍̼̼̿̒̓͐̚M̵̸͕̦͇̪͎͇͐̒͆̔̓͐]
[I'm your host, the knight of narration, Nate the Narration Box]
Zombie Shrimpy: Oh no
[Groaned a cucumber holding zombie crustacean]
(The They Might Be Giants song "I Blame You" plays)
(L.Vapiap wakes up, rubs his eyes, jumps off the top bunk, takes a shower and puts on a towel)
L.Vapiap: Ah, dryin' off
(The wall behind the door to the bathroom is broken, L.Vapiap sighs, a little too aggressively.)
L.Vapiap: Ready to check out
Ground Beef Soup Janitor (or GBSJ): Didn't'cha hear?
GBSJ: The love prison's over! the love economy collapsed
LVAPs: Oh, sick!
GBSJ: Yeah, so uh, you-you can go
(L.Vapiap walks out of the prison)
(L.Vapiap gets uncomfortable by the presence of the Love Tree)
L.Vapiap: Oh, no…
Love Tree: Hey, come pick my fruit
L.Vapiap: um, no thanks, I got to go time travel and teleport or timeport back home
Love Tree: STAY
L.Vapiap: Oh, Okay
Apiap: Jimmy, I know what'll cheer you up! A visit to the already established marshmallow girl scouts!
{At the girl scouts cathedral}
APIAP: This is the WORST
Katie: Friiiiick
APIAP: Oh my gosh, what's wrong? Who bit you? What in the- whuh why the frick is the sky green?
KATIE: D-Don't worry, it it's just my hair
APIAP: Who was it? You tell me you sussy baka!
KATIE: I dunno, but you'll have to play in a band
Jimmy: Poggers, Apiap, ain't it mysterious how we're ripping off 3 Homestar Halloween Cartoons, in the same cartoon no less?
Mr. Shmallow: Shmallows, Fallows, make that one more
The Boss: Make that uh, one more than that
[Zombie Shrimpy: Dang! Dang Dang that's a nice wall]
Jimmy: Shut up! Get out! Keep Your Voice Down!
Apiap: Hush Hushband, I gotta ushe my ghosht flashlight
Jimmy: Zinkers, Aps, Isn't that a flashlight with a comically large battery
Apiap: Why ish everyone sho boring lately? Ish the baron of boringnesh on patrol?
Jimmy: I'm not boring, I'm just sarcastic
(some creature pops out of the bushes and screams, Jimmy cracks his neck to look and screams as well)
(Blobman is being eaten by a couch)
Blobman: Tis groob
Magic Book: No it's not! Come on up, Blobman
Blobman: Wubs tab groubling aboud?
Couch: Oh, nothing
Blobman: Oh, Ocat!
Couch: yeah, haha
(Magic Book eats some smorz)
(Gordon gets mad)
(gordon swoops down and steals smorz from magic book's hand)
Gordon: I'm disgusted by you and your... SMORZ. How long have you been eating these?
(magic book mumbles)
Gordon: WHAT?!
Magic Book: 4 WEEKS! (he proceeds to cry)
(gordon is confused)
ZOMBIE SHRIMPY: What a nice mane of flowing green hair you have
[Declared ol' Z.S.]
{the cucumber sprouts hair}
PAULA: Shrimpy, this is getting weird
{bagel nerd and the czar enter in from the side}
[doubt?]
PAULA: Oh, shut up, I stand by it
BAGEL NERD: Arawurauraurauhar
{Scummy Tom zops in}
SCUMMY TOM: Hey guys, I hacked into the system with rusty metal jewelry
PAULA: Oh, that sounds nice
[Said Pauline]
PAULA: How do I get rid of this?
{scummy tom hands her some rusty metal jewelry}
SCUMMY TOM: Rusty metal jewelry, of course!
PAULA: Awesome, thanks!
{Paula laughs evilly}
Fun Facts[edit]
- this cartoon exists
Real World References[edit]
-The homestar halloween cartoons referenced in this cartoon are:
- Halloween Hijinks
- Spooky Woods (Narration Nation)
- Action Cool News Halloween (in the next cartoon)
In-Universe References[edit]
Goofs[edit]
- flesh tougne
Links[edit]
Shmalloween Hijinks Playlist- Updated (almost) daily!
