Newt Ear Resolutions
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FBI infiltrates the K10VEs and Rolves' whole deal while they celebrate New Years with the two most essential things: resolutions and ears.
Characters: Jimmy Zenshins, Bioduck, Blobman Jr., Katie 5, Inkblot, Large Voidian, Apiap, Magic Book, X-L4 1/2, Lugace, Newt Ear, Jazuel Czar,
Places: Office of the Rolves, Ice Craters, Jimmy/Apiap's house,
Transcript[edit]
{dissonant piano notes play}
{FBI style warning reading: "FBI WARNING: FBI is in the cartoon, you have been warned"}
{title card reads "Newt Ear Resolutions", "Written and Animated by Potatogilz copyright 2020-2021, 2022. Zombie Reversal 9AM"}
{Exterior Shot of the Rolvs Office}
JIMMY ZENSHINS: Okay, Bioduck, I reversed your zombie and tornadoness.
{cut to Bioduck, looking down and around like in THE THEME SONG}
JIMMY ZENSHINS {voiceover}: I hope you like the suit
BIODUCK: Ocat!
JIMMY ZENSHINS: Alright ROLVEs, what are your resolutions?
{he pulls out a pad of paper he'll be writing on for the next little bit}
BLOBMAN JR.: Bane Pour Flake!
KATIE 5: Gain Less Weight!
INKBLOT: Gain the same amount of weight I have
JIMMY ZENSHINS: Ok, a lot of weight related goals
KATIE 5: W-Well, unless they shouldn't be...
JIMMY ZENSHINS: No, it's ok.
{Cut to Large Voidian, standing outside with X-L4 1/2}
LARGE VOIDIAN: There she is,
{cut to exterior of the back of Apiap's house, zoom in on the window with a sillouette of Apiap, the tree and Magic Book}
LARGE VOIDIAN: Regularly 5'2 Taco Demon mother of four
{cut to inside the house, Apiap is in front of a fireplace and a couch}
APIAP: Hey, so... Magic Book, have you collected the cards of resolutions?
MAGIC BOOK: {whilst shuffling} Yep! {reads a card} Jeff says he's gonna try to drink less milk
{cut back to Large Voidian, still outside, who can hear all this somehow}
LARGE VOIDIAN: Ha ha, Oh, Jeff.
X-L4 1/2: Yeah, HA. Why am I here?
LARGE VOIDIAN: I dunno, um... Bath Consultant's good, right?
X-L4 1/2: Yeah! {turns into a soul with a symbol of his final form on it} G'bye!
{X-L4 1/2 explodes in a flash of orange}
LARGE VOIDIAN: Oh AWESOME! I'm back!
{Apiap opens the window}
APIAP: Large VOIDIAN?
LARGE VOIDIAN: Hey Apiap.
{cut to Lugace looking in the distance as the Newt Ear sneaks up on him}
NEWT EAR: Hello
LUGACE: Oh, hi
NEWT EAR: I'm the NEWT EAR
LUGACE: COOL! Can you grant me one wish
NEWT EAR: Pssh, sure
LUGACE: I want A JAZUEL CZAR
NEWT EAR: Okay, here you go
{the newt ear shoots a jazuel czar out of his large ear crevice}
LUGACE: Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
<--scene 4 skipped-->
JIMMY: So, Bioduck what's your New Years Resolution?
BIODUCK: Ocat Ocat Ocat
JIMMY: Alright, not caring what people think of your lack of pants, good one
KATIE 5: Oh, NASTY, Bioduck, just the fact that you're taking OFF pants right now is disgusting!
BIODUCK: {In the process of taking off pants; defensive} OcAT!
JIMMY: Bioduck is RIGHT, we do not need to discourage him from keeping his resolution
KATIE 5: Alright, fine
JIMMY: Ok, good
KATIE 5: It's NOT fine
APIAP: So, what's your resolution, Large Voidian?
LARGE VOIDIAN: Gosh, I dunno, it's probably never to eat chalk again
APIAP: Eugh, when did you last eat chalk?
{flashback to a few years ago, captioned by the phrase "years ago..." where a brown large voidian is choking on chalk}
LARGE VOIDIAN: A while ago
{the doorbell rings, magic book wakes up and moves towards the laundry room while jeff jumps towards the door}
MAGIC BOOK: Hmm?
JEFF: I'll get it!
{the door opens, and at the door is FBI! Dun dun dun!}
FBI: Hello, Ajkt.
MAGIC BOOK: My past experience in the time when I was Lugace tells me what you're up to!
JEFF: Hi, FBI
FBI: Hello, Jeff, do you know how many lives you've cost?
JEFF: I dunno, 5, maybe 20?
FBI: Think in the THOUSANDS!
APIAP: FBI? What are you doing here?
FBI: You have no idea, do you?
MAGIC BOOK: I think I do...
{Jazuel Czar is panicking and flying through the air}
JAZUEL CZAR: Man, I gotta fix the IDCPTs and WARN JIMMY!
{he approaches the broken IDCPT}
JAZUEL CZAR: there it is
{he fixes it with glue as this song plays}
SINGER: Gluing, fixing, healing, feeling.
{bursts of light break from the IDCPT where the glue lines are, teleporting Jazuel Czar to the Chalk Zone}
JIMMY: mining.
JAZUEL CZAR: {sigh of exasperation} Jimmy stop! You're in GRAVE DANGER!
JIMMY: How do you mean?
JAZUEL CZAR: What? I mean, FBI! He's coming!
BLOBMAN JR.: Puh-slaw
INKBLOT: He's a pal, but
BIODUCK: {laughs in ocats}
KATIE 5: Hmm... I dunno, think about our past crimes, even as "good guys", {cut to a ROLV for each crime, Blobman Jr, then Inkblot, then Bioduck} collateral damage, experiments, variations, he's after us too for a reason.
JIMMY: If anything was happening, The Boss woul-
{Jimmy's ringtone, the theme song, goes off in his pocket while buzzing, jimmy takes the phone out of his pocket}
JIMMY: Yeah?
THE BOSS: Jimmy, it's serious! I'm in jail again and this time they mean it!
{zoom out to show the time prison, zoom out further to show the bigger time prison}
THE BOSS: I'm not in the big one yet, if we fail a trial, I- no, we all will be!
{cut to Jimmy, reacting to what's going on the other end of the phone}
WARDEN:{on other end of the phone} Time's up!
THE BOSS:{on other end of the phone} NOOOOOOO!
{click}
MISTER POTATO: I'm bored
MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED FIGURE: Wanna Yo-yo?
MISTER POTATO: Who are you?
{zoom in on the mysterious cloaked figure, revealing it's FBI with groucho glasses}
FBI: Your worst nightmare.
MAGIC BOOK: INKBLOT! HELP! Get your tank or--
{FBI's shadow looms over Magic Book}
MAGIC BOOK: eep!
{FBI is now standing blankfaced next to MB}'
MAGIC BOOK: Oh, nah, it's just FBI, don't wo- Oh, Oh! Huh! Okay, he's, Oh! okay.
SMART MAGIC BOOK: Hey, FBI
{zoom up close on his cloth mug}
SMART MAGIC BOOK: You pose no threat to me
FBI: Fool, I am deathless
{he snaps and magic book disappears}
{The K10VEs are sitting in a jail cell, it becomes that Bad Ending meme}
VOICEOVER: K10VEs: Bad Ending
{vocalized dissonant note plays}
