B♥ss for President
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Watch it on your TV, Boss for president, go to love jail, exciting and new...
BOSS FOR PRESIDENT TONIGHT!
Characters: Jimmy Zenshins, Apiap Tacozen, Jeff Jamieson, Mia Farrow, Soupid, Zombie Shrimpy, The Boss, Scummy Tom, Mayor Golfington, French Director, Magic Book, Inkblot, Bioduck, Katie Jamieson 5
Places: Jimmy's house, Jeff's house, The Vortex, Boss Cathedral, Funeral Home, Ice Craters,
Date: October 9th, 2021
Running Time: 12:31
Now here's the cartoon....'s transcript
Transcript[edit]
{for now, I am dividing these into the parts they were made originally into, I will delete scene names and divisions and have this be as lush as the final animation at the end}
SCENE 1: Rhyme on Tire[edit]
INT, Jimmy's Kitchen
JIMMY: Ok, sammich, you best not disappoint
(Jimmy opens his mouth wide)
APIAP: Jimmy! Help! Fire!
BLOBMAN: Rhyme on Tire
(Jimmy extinguishes the flame with his ludicrous lettuce sandwich)
JIMMY: There you go. Now, I'm gonna go look at Jeff through...
(jimmy puts his finger up to his chin)
JIMMY: My crystal ball
(In another room, Jimmy is looking at Jeff through... his crystal ball)
JEFF: MiA, No, I'm nOt dOiNg te-thE tAxEs!!!
SCENE 2: Pancake Batter[edit]
Inside Jimmy's crystal ball, Jeff is having marriage issues
Mia: If you don't, I'll call Soupid for marriage advice
Jeff: Anything but Soupid!
(Soupid zops into the room)
Soupid: Hello, Love-Burgers
Mia: Hey Soupid!
Soupid: You know what you guys need?
(soupid tips over a bucket of...)
Soupid: Pancake Batter
(The batter gloops onto Jeff's flabby skull and hardens into a burning batter wig)
Jeff: Ow, my skin!
SCENE 3: The Shrimpy Dead[edit]
EXT, the Vortex, Lugace's dimension, where Zombie Shrimpy is starting his day at work
Zombie Shrimpy: Another day of work for me again, I'm zombie shrimpy!
(ZS puts his rotted hand on the doorknob)
ZS: Opening the cathedral door with my rotted hand
(ZS's hand rips off, leaving a massive bone for a hand)
ZS: Odd
(Inside the Boss' Cathedral, Scummy Tom and The Boss sit, looking out the window, terrified)
The Boss: Is he aware he's a zombie?
Scummy Tom: Maybe?
ZS: Hey guys, I'm outside your window!
Scummy Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(ZS breaks the Window)
The Boss: Woah! Stay away, Zombie!
ZS: Come on, don't you want to run for president?
The Boss: yes, you can come in
SCENE 4: The Funeral of Monocle Skater[edit]
[BLOCKED FOR SOME REASON]
SCENE 5: He is Paperback[edit]
At the cemetery, right after Monocle skater's funeral
Inkblot: Ya ya ya!
(Inkblot sees a grave with the name:
[AJKT SIMMONS KOBAN I- 2012-11740])
Inkblot: oOOOOOOOoooh
MB: Oh, Inkblot, I see you found "my" grandpa!
Inkblot: Mm-hmm
MB: Let's dig him up, he's probably paperback at this point
(inkblot digs him up, by grabbing a large chunk of the ground and pulling it up)
Magic Book: Well, what do you know, he is paperback
⚠TRANSCRIPT IN PROGRESS⚠
Fun Facts[edit]
- The sheet music in the background of scene 1 say "Music by Annonymeese" on them, referring to resident Jimmy Musicman, Annonymeese
Real World References[edit]
- Funerals are a real thing
In Universe References[edit]
- Monocle Skater
Goofs[edit]
- Flesh tongue
- In the first version of the full video I have the wrong version of Scene 6
